A small peek into the mind of the Cowleys

I had a very nasty fright over the weekend, we were trading at a re-enactor market and i was doing the key change over, basically hanging round till the overnight security arrives…let me set the scene (eerie music time)..
A BIG huge warehouse type building with only 2 security lights on surrounded by moths giving it a strobe effect with loads of stalls with everything from a full suit of armour to bren guns to roman armour. I was walking round doing a bit of shopping, no crowds, no people on my stall needing to be served, just peace n quiet, i was chatting to a m8 on the mobile, walked around a corner to meet a large figure in tudor costume with a tricorn hat on a a macabre opra mask on.. kinda screamed down the phone  my m8 thinks ive been attacked and is shouting down the phone back at me , my bum has gone from 5p to 50p in the blink of an eye…bloody mannaquin !!!!! it was a proper goosebump moment it really was , then I realised how many mannaquins there were and the strobe light effect didnt help, it was the fastest Ive ever drunk a bottle of mead 

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